February 2011
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The easiest way to clean a George Foreman Grill is to close it.
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Reason # 65738929 Why I Love Living in L.A.
Living walking distance from the WGA Library. I’m shutting off my phone (so I’m not distracted by Words With Friends) and fingering the hell out of every script I can find.
On an unrelated note:
SILKY GREEN PANTS.
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Ray Liotta used to be so hot. If you would have asked me 20 years ago if I’d sleep with him, I’d have said, “I’m 6. I don’t know what that means.”
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riotsqurrrl asked: Happy Belated Birthday! It would probably be more fun to celebrate your birthday with Alice Cooper about 30 years ago. He plays golf and likes Sarah Palin now. Something tells me his birthdays are boring.
I’m just putting this out into the karmasphere — but Alice Cooper and I have the same birthday and I’d love to celebrate it with him. Fucker.
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26 years old today and only slightly less neurotic than I was at 17.
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My little niece pretending to be asleep so that she doesn’t have to deal with me.