June 2011
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Jun 1st
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Jun 1st
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May 2011
May 31st
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May 30th
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May 28th
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Phantom of the Opera : Competitive Canoeing →
May 27th, 2011. The day I saw FOUR videos online that changed my life. 
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
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Happy Friday! In case you missed it, here's a kid... →
May 27th
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Lindsay Lohan Surrenders -- Begins House Arrest →
Lindsay Lohan’s ankle monitoring bracelet gets more work than I do.
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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May 25th
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May 24th
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May 24th
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May 23rd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 19th
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Best autocorrect I've experienced thus far
“Should” was autocorrected to “d’hôtel”
May 19th
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May 19th
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Question
Are your 30’s better than your 20’s? I feel like they will be. 
May 18th
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May 18th
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WatchWatch
He was my favorite <3
May 18th
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May 17th
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Truthful Tuesday (embarrassing edition)
My feelings got a little hurt yesterday when I realized someone I liked unfollowed me on Tumblr.  It took me about ten minutes before I slapped myself across the face, punched myself in the invisible penis and said, “NO. That is NOT why you got a Tumblr!” I got a Tumblr to post stupid pictures and to say stupid things in the most stupid way possible, not to get butt hurt over a...
May 17th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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This just happened
Job Interviewer: Do you have experience rolling calls? Me: Yes. Job Interviewer: What does rolling calls mean? Me: That’s when you answer the phone and then transfer the call. Job interviewer: *shakes his head as if to say “no, you fucking idiot”* Me: Right?
May 16th
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May 15th
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“Hmm. Cough and Lolita don’t rhyme. How am I going to rectify this situation?” - Sting while writing “Don’t Stand So Close to Me”.
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
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May 9th
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Friends are in town
Four nights in a row of drinking. Brain melted. Haven’t done any writing/job hunting. Need to get back on track. Smells like a fart in here. 
May 9th
May 9th
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First time occurrence
This guy says to me, “I’ve never been this drunk.” Two minutes later he’s being carried out of the bar on a stretcher. Now I feel bad.
May 7th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 4th
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May 4th
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