Just so you know I'm not lying down on the job whilst I await power, I think Stub-Poo Should be a green business.(I'm still unsure what the business is). Not because I care about the environment, fuck the environment! But because I want to be THAT DOUCHE. I want the biggest blackest SUV with a sound system that needs a separate engine just to drive the bass. And in the back, way in the back, on the bottom in the back I want a bumper sticker that says: Stub-Poo It's GREEN
You need to drive a Hummer that has another Hummer for an engine and has all four wheels made out of Hummer H2Os.
This is the only way I could contact you for now,I want you to be very careful about this and keep this secret with you until I make out space for us to see. You have no need of knowing who I am or where i am from.I know this may sound very surprising to you but it’s the situation.I have been paid some ransom in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer.It’s someone I believe you call a friend, I have followed you closely for a while now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusations leveled against you. Do not contact the police or try to send a copy of this to them,because if you do, I will know,and I might be pushed to do what I have been paid to do.Besides, this is the first time I turn out to be a betrayer in my job.I took pity on you and your kids… That is why I have made up my mind to help you if you are willing to help yourself.
When I was ten, my Grandma and I went to the mall to see the Mortal Kombat movie. I was devastated to learn it was sold out, but at least I had enough self-respect to do my crying in a corner at Burdines.