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September 2011

Just so you know I'm not lying down on the job whilst I await power, I think Stub-Poo Should be a green business.(I'm still unsure what the business is). Not because I care about the environment, fuck the environment! But because I want to be THAT DOUCHE. I want the biggest blackest SUV with a sound system that needs a separate engine just to drive the bass. And in the back, way in the back, on the bottom in the back I want a bumper sticker that says: Stub-Poo It's GREEN

Love it!

You need to drive a Hummer that has another Hummer for an engine and has all four wheels made out of Hummer H2Os.

When are we getting this business started?

Sep 1, 2011

August 2011

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#chinese hipsters #they're all accidents
Aug 30, 2011371,850 notes
#im a believer
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Aug 28, 2011
#vmas #my nose looks huge
Aug 26, 20113 notes
#LA #rich #poor
Spam Email I Just Got...Well, I Hope It's Spam

Subject: Do You Really Need Your Life?

This is the only way I could contact you for now,I want you to be very careful about this and keep this secret with you until I make out space for us to see. You have no need of knowing who I am or where i am from.I know this may sound very surprising to you but it’s the situation.I have been paid some ransom in advance to terminate you with some reasons listed to me by my employer.It’s someone I believe you call a friend, I have followed you closely for a while now and have seen that you are innocent of the accusations leveled against you. Do not contact the police or try to send a copy of this to them,because if you do, I will know,and I might be pushed to do what I have been paid to do.Besides, this is the first time I turn out to be a betrayer in my job.I took pity on you and your kids… That is why I have made up my mind to help you if you are willing to help yourself.

Helper

Aug 25, 20112 notes
#spam #the helper #not my children
Aug 23, 20115 notes
#tim and eric #awesome show #great job #steve brule
Aug 23, 20113 notes
Aug 23, 20112 notes
#poo #fans of poo
Aug 22, 20113 notes
#found iphone notes #huh?
Aug 21, 20112 notes
#My aunt is not dead #but now i'm sad #google
Aug 20, 20117 notes
#meta #the internet
Aug 19, 20111 note
#this is the dumbest thing I have ever done #ron swanson #parks and rec
Aug 19, 201111,233 notes
#chris buck
Aug 18, 2011
#babies! #power rangers #cute
Aug 18, 20113 notes
#pugs #miserable
Aug 18, 20113 notes
#my nieces #are very cute
Aug 18, 20116 notes
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