Some things I shouldn’t doing while I’m PMSing. Drink Post my thoughts on things on the internet Good day.
There’s always a bigger fish
animalsbeingdicks: Nermal kept having the same recurring dream. There has to be some deeper meaning.
That is the worst idea I have ever heard in my life.– Rainn Wilson on the possibility of a ‘Dwight’ spin-off (via conanofallon)
Nick's Friggin' Tumblr Page: True Story... →
nickadoola: So I found myself at an open mic this week. It was my very first open mic. Holy fuck. I’m totally doing comedy ass-backwards, aren’t I?! So I’m sitting there sipping slowly from my over-priced coffee surrounded by people who have been plugging away at the scene for years, just listening to their…
HEALTHY DIETING TIPS FROM PINTEREST. →
Somebody on Twitter said I looked like Ray Romano and now whenever I look at my picture, Ray’s face is all I see.
If you’re going to try, go all the way. Otherwise, don’t even start. This could...– Charles Bukowski (via badliverandabrokenheart) This is a little dramatic, but a good quote nonetheless.
“I’m @TomHanksIsHot.” - How I let people know who I was at the Family Guy table read on Wednesday. What a wacky time we live in.
anitagoodlaugh asked: Why are you so awesome? Is it genetic?
Having good taste doesn't come cheap. →
My birthday is next Saturday FYI.
Yay, I was a runner-up! You have no idea how much... →