I made a video for you guys. I got this in one take if you can believe it.
This morning there was a man dressed as Mario (and Luigi, I guess?) being chased around my apartment complex by a man dressed as a goomba. They were being filmed by a USC student (Mr. Crack) or something. I really didn’t want them to see me take a picture of their production, so I sheepishly snapped the shot seen above. My boyfriend on the other hand wanted to get a good picture. He...
The Coffee Shop Diet
Carefully follow these simple steps and you too can fight off those pesky food cravings and LOSE THAT WEIGHT, GURL. Step 1) Wake up Step 2) Get out of bed Step 2) Don’t eat breakfest Step 3) Go to a coffee shop BY YOURSELF. Step 4) Order a large iced coffee (they say cold water burns more calories, I assume the same logic applies to coffee). Step 5) Open up your computer and start...
Sorry Tumblr, I'm being fucking chatty tonight,...
I was on IMDB and I noticed they are making a sequel to THE GOOD SHEPHERD and I was like, whaaaaaat? Who even fucking remembers that movie? Then I saw Robert De Niro is directing it (just like he did the first one) and everything made sense. OK, I get it. Good luck, Bobby D.
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