Black Goat of the Family
animalsbeingdicks: Carl had a hard time with his siblings. He just didn’t fit in. YES BUTTERMILK IS A GIF!
WitStream: On "Best Of" Lists and Whining →
witstream: It’s always exciting when a new Twitter “Best Of” list is released, because it’s another opportunity to scan through a bunch of tweets and look for one of your own — then realize you weren’t picked, mumble something about nepotism, and throw your laptop across the room. Don’t do that, OK? Laptops… I can’t believe stuff like this needs to be said.
canarylungs: Stop being a dick, Buttermilk. Watch!!!!! And then buy me a Buttermilk!
shut up stop it who cares waaaaaaaa weeeeeee woooooo pffft
punk rock prom queen: my favorite completely out... →
synecdoche: Ed was half Korean and half white because his mother was Korean and his dad was white from Gary, Indiana. One of his friends walked by, this black guy named Camper Wiliams. I was the only white dude with all these black and Mexican dudes from East Palo Alto. “Ronny, kick this spic’s fucking… Is this real?
Constantly Online? Mental Problems Await →
itsmemoriesthatimstealing: (NEWSER) – Reading this could be dangerous for your mental health—if you’ve already been online for a while. Swedish researchers studied more than 4,100 men and women in their early 20s, and found that most of the ones constantly glued to computers and cell phones were prone to depression, sleeping disorders, and stress, CBS Charlotte reports. “It was easy to spend...
Inspirational Advice Quotes from my Father:
thisisjustgreat: “Quit the whole being sad thing.” “Stop being such a pussy.” “Nobody likes you when you’re snarky.” “Don’t be a girl.” “Stop dicking around and get a job or finish school and get a job.” “The whole self-aware depression thing is getting old.” “Your siblings have their shit together. Be like them.” “Stop coming around here if you don’t like us.” Wha…whoa